Woven Blanket — "Dogs Make Me Happy, You Not So Much" Pet Lover Throw

This woven blanket speaks to people who love a little dry humor with their cozy evenings. Soft 100% cotton and colorful fringed edges give it a warm, tactile presence — the kind you pull over your knees during movie night or drape across a favorite armchair. The bold, blocky design reads clearly at a distance, and the woven threads add a handcrafted texture that feels familiar and lived-in. It’s the sort of throw that quietly announces your affection for dogs while blending easily into relaxed living rooms, porches, or reading nooks. Choose the Artwork variant for crisp, graphic color blocks or the Photo variant when subtle gradients and photographic detail matter; three sizes ensure a fit for lounger, loveseat, or bed. Mockups may differ slightly from the finished piece, but the result is a durable, comforting blanket with personality and presence.

Product features
- 100% cotton construction for strength and smooth print surface
- Choice of Artwork variant (best for bold, distinct color blocks) or Photo variant (best for photorealistic detail)
- Colorful fringed edges and visible woven threads for textured, handcrafted look

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat